12.12.11

If you really listen to the lyrics of most christmas songs, they're acutally not happy at all:

Frosty the Snowman: 

Are you kidding me? A snowman that comes to life? That's scare like fire!

Santa Claus is Coming to Town:

He sees you when you're sleeping? He knows when you're awake? Sounds like a stalker to me. Or a vampire. Edward?!

Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer:

Wtf? Get him to a vet, he is sick!

I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus:

You cheated on father?! :'(

Let it Snow:

Fml! It's cold

Grandma got Run Over by a Reindeer:

RIP Grandma :(

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